You know when you go out and sometimes when you get back to your car there is an advertisement on the windshield? Well, I got one of those a couple of days ago and wanted to share it with you. The text:
Pass dat test
Got a drug test coming up?
Don't worry, rest easy!
Got to pay your P.O. a visit?
Don't worry, rest easy!
Need to take pre-employment drug test?
Don't worry, rest easy!
We have large selection of detox drinks,
Synthetic urine and hair shampoo kits if
You need to take a hair drug test.
I left out the line in which the author gives his/her pseudonym and phone number and I checked for iambic pentameter.
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