Short Horseracing List

1. Ladies, get over yourselves with those ridiculous hats.
2. You know why Big Brown lost? Because everyone was already calling the race for him. Sometime the horseracing community won’t say the Belmont is a gimme for the horse that wins the first two legs of the Triple Crown and that is when you will have your next Triple Crown winner.
3. That’s what you get for gambling your money.
4. Big Brown’s trainer guaranteed a victory. Plus, he seemed like a cocky jerk.
5. Here is to next year’s Triple Crown, where the exact same thing will most likely happen.