Thursday, October 02, 2008

The Veeps

The VP debate starts in ten minutes and here are three scenarios.

Scenario #1

Palin carries over her performance from interviews into the debate. This is going to include many awkward silences, slaughtered English and perhaps muffled laughs from the audience.

Scenario #2

Palin's performance is the same as the first scenario, but this time Biden does something that is interpreted as sexist. This could be any sort of normal facial expression. This is also where Biden would get a little windy and bore everyone to death with his expansive knowledge of government and foreign policy.

Scenario #3

Palin's performance isn't awful, it is just sort of bad. No matter how Biden performs, if Palin makes it through without providing the media a handful of gaffes, then she has won. Sad, but true.

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