77. I think I weigh 230 pounds. I haven’t checked in a while.
78. I weigh 16.4 stone. A stone is equal to 14 pounds.
79. I don’t drink coffee. I find it rather putrid.
80. I have always wanted to take a crack at a triathlon.
81. I don’t think I can because I don’t have a road bike.
82. I think I might be okay at them.
83. I consider myself a decent swimmer. I don’t think I am half-bad at running.
84. I have on my computer the top 20 quotes from the 2002-2003 Arizona training trip. The quotes are priceless. Most of them are extremely crude. It’s locker room humor, college locker room humor. You get the picture. A lot of my favorites came out of the mouth of Guy Ferber. I quote him here. Just for clarification, this isn’t a conversation. The quotes are independent of one another.
“I can spread my legs all the way and Adam still fits.”
“Come on, Josh. Tell me how healthy it is…it turns me on.”
“My relay change-overs are as fast as a light.”
“I am so glad we have a washdisher.”
Guy to Adam: “Did I touch you again last night?”
85. The first screen name I gave myself was Toby1601. Someone said I looked like a Toby. I was 16. I was to graduate in 2001.
86. I met Kate for the first time twice. We started dating in May of 2003 shortly after long IM chats. When me met face to face the second time it went something like this, “Hey, are you KatieFsh?”
“Yeah. Are you CowboyBryce?” She said.
“Yes, I am, darling. Nice to meet you.” I said.
87. The first time we met was at a swim meet in November of 2002. I was enamored with another girl then, a total waste of my time, and hers, but she was friends with Kate. She introduced us. I was oblivious of Kate then. When I try to recall those introductions I remember meeting a pretty blond with a good smile. She did leave an impression.
88. I would love to witness that encounter again. It would be awesome to see me lumbering into the room, trying to look cool and fast (even though I had been out of the water for twenty minutes). What a thrill it would be to tell this guy that he just shook hands with his future wife, to tell him what was to become of them in the next five years. How cool is that? I can think about that all day long and smile.
89. Kate and I were driving back from
90. When I move back to
91. When I move back to
92. I don’t think Starbucks is a corporation to hate or fear just because it is a corporation. I hate it when I know people are hating on Starbucks just for that reason.
93. This was the first house I lived in.
94. The last time I probably had a little too much to drink was the night of my bachelor party. You just have to watch out. You never know what the Man Tube of Power will do to you.
95. I probably will take a job at Borders on Friday.
96. The next time I see my sister she will be a mom.
97. I used to look forward to Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues.
98. I think the Iraq War has made the world a more dangerous place for Americans and westerners.
99. We are going out to eat with Kate’s co-workers tonight. They are coming over for dessert afterwards.
100. Kate and I baked a cake last night.
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